Why UNI-South Dakota State? I’m not saying, Culver’s exec, I’m just saying: (Definitely not that I want you ranked at Wrigley Field to avenge whatever bullshit Rob Henry pulled on a 25th-ranked Northwestern in 2010, noooooo sir.) Why Cal: 1-5 (0-3 Pac-12, but hasn’t played Arizona) - lost to Nevadaĭumb channel, weird time, no crowd, bad teams-we got some Sicko Shit in the making.Ĭome on, Purdue. Two-Check Mark Sickos Game of the Week Colorado Buffaloes at California Golden Bears 2:30pm | Pac-12 | Cal -9 | O/U 43 Why CU: 2-4 (1-2 Pac-12, but that win was Arizona) - shut out by Minnesota Ooh, and that sound means it’s time for the. Sporting Kansas City Watch That #20 Northern Iowa Panthers at #6 South Dakota State Jackrabbits 2pm | ESPN+ | Culver’s MVC Flavor of the Week™ #10 Oregon Ducks at UCLA Bruins 2:30pm | ABC | UCLA -2 | O/U 59 LSU Tigers at #12 Ole Miss Rebels 2:30pm | CBS | Miss -9 | O/U 76 BYU Cougars at Washington State Cougars 2:30pm | FS1 | BYU -4.5 | O/U 55.5 | Pope Francis-approved Louisiana Ragin’ Cajuns (-18, O/U 70) at Arkansas State Red Wolves Seattle Sounders vs. I’m saving up for the kickball.) Thursday Evening Don’t Watch This Florida Atlantic Owls (-7, O/U 57) at Charlotte 49ers (Yes, Culver’s exec, I will work for Scoopie Tickets. You’ve already clicked, and very soon that’ll be around Five Scoopie Tickets in my pocket thanks to that sweet, sweet Culver’s endorsement. Note for the rest of you: Lines were pulled on Tuesday night.
I’m so sorry for what’s about to happen here. PS: Good seats still available for the Isthmus Bowl! If I was in town, I’d much rather watch this than Northwestern-Purdue at Wrigley Field.Īttention Culver’s executive who is surely reading this and thinking about sponsoring OTE in the future-please do not read the rest of this article. It’s better than a trip to Santa Clara on December 27, anyway. Make the Culver’s ButterBurger Bowl happen, Powers That Be. If this ever comes to fruition, I will wear the Scoopie mascot costume for a substantial portion of the game and dance on the field, if that’s what it takes. Start things off with the Isthmus Bowl in Madison, if you still want to hold it there-turn it into an undercard kind of deal, with the WIAC and CCIW opening up for the big boys. You have a troika of regional-enough airports for transit in General Mitchell, with O’Hare handling budget travelers and Dane County handling the rest.Ĭan Miller Park actually fit a football field? THAT’S FOR THE NERDS TO FIGURE OUT. You have Northwestern and Iowa State on a Tuesday afternoon. You have some of the best tailgating lots in the country at Miller Park. Where: Miller Park, Milwaukee, WI (alternatively: Lambeau Field or whatever)
While you all went with Garden State Bowl-and more on that here!-I am still convinced it’s Redbox.īut given that seemingly ANYONE can have a bowl game now, and that the Fenway Park Bowl-which, why?!-comes into existence this fall, I think it’s time the Midwest stepped up: Proposing: The ButterBurger Bowl #Culvers- Culver's Isthmus Bowl July 24, 2021Įarlier this year, we asking if the now-likely-defunct Redbox Bowl, hosted at Levi’s Stadium in San Francisco Santa Clara, CA, was the worst bowl game in Big Ten history. #3 good size capacity for a NCAA D3 event. #2 Camp Randall was booked that day and would cost a fortune to rent. Why is the game being played at Verona Area High School? #1 it’s the nicest high school facility we’ve ever seen and the brand new school won national awards.